Maritime Buff Pillows

'Now blow like hell!'

"....After ten o'clock is quiet time on board for the comfort of our passengers."

'Titanic cocktail.' 'Where's the icecube?'

Ever Given Free

Coronavirus on Cruises

I'm allergic to parrots, so I got an aaaarrrrdvark.

'This has the makings of their toughest season ever.'

"War is hell and so is this soup."

The Food Chain

Decorated officer - 'And these are for keeping my pants up.'

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

'I love it here. It really floats my boat.'

'No, Ben, making your eyes go bigger does not make the fish grow bigger!'

"This just in... the country has adopted a 24 hr military clock... ...details at 23."

The Tiger Tank that came to Safari Tea.

'I think we took a wrong turn between the seventh and eight holes.'

'I don't mind being caught,it's that kissing I hate.'

"Wrong window. I’m a sea lion. You need an otter."

"The crash-test rating on this puppy is off the charts!"

Filling the Missile Gap

Military style hedgehog

"He wanted a heavily decorated cake for his birthday."

'...You push the wrong button, and now, instead of our fans enjoying a fireworks display, we've got an international incident on our hands.'

"You may enjoy swimming with the dolphins, Howard, but do they enjoy swimming with you?"

“Oi! This is a no fly zone!”

"Our intelligencia said we will be outnumbered 100 to one, but that we can hope it's only fake news."

"What kind of sinker are you using?!"

"When I got laid off, the corporation enlisted me in the army."

"Let me know if you smell any large-mouth bass."

"Especially modified you say..."

"The Captain really, really hates losing at shuffleboard."

Old veteran walking in sun casting a giant shadow as a young soldier

'Chili again?'

"FORE!"

And this one i got for properly polishing my medals.