Naval Buff Mugs

'Honda has recalled the U.S. Sixth Fleet due to leaky sunroofs.'

I'm allergic to parrots, so I got an aaaarrrrdvark.

Servicemen.

Swiss army hospital...'scalpel...'

"War is hell and so is this soup."

'This has the makings of their toughest season ever.'

'I love it here. It really floats my boat.'

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

Decorated officer - 'And these are for keeping my pants up.'

The Tiger Tank that came to Safari Tea.

'No, Ben, making your eyes go bigger does not make the fish grow bigger!'

"This just in... the country has adopted a 24 hr military clock... ...details at 23."

'I think we took a wrong turn between the seventh and eight holes.'

"Then, after college, I joined the navy. Wait, I think I hear him coming."

Armed forces waiting with nothing to do.

"He wanted a heavily decorated cake for his birthday."

Military style hedgehog

"The crash-test rating on this puppy is off the charts!"

Filling the Missile Gap

'...You push the wrong button, and now, instead of our fans enjoying a fireworks display, we've got an international incident on our hands.'

"You may enjoy swimming with the dolphins, Howard, but do they enjoy swimming with you?"

“Oi! This is a no fly zone!”

"Captain, we've taken on strippers."

"Especially modified you say..."

COWMIKAZES

"When I got laid off, the corporation enlisted me in the army."

"Let me know if you smell any large-mouth bass."

"Our intelligencia said we will be outnumbered 100 to one, but that we can hope it's only fake news."

Old veteran walking in sun casting a giant shadow as a young soldier

'Chili again?'

US aid to Ukraine

US fears missile competition.

Sub Editor

"FORE!"

And this one i got for properly polishing my medals.