Navy Buff Mugs

'You really want to quit your job on the submarine? Why, Seaman Jones? Why??'

A Royal Navy Admiral

Servicemen.

Swiss army hospital...'scalpel...'

'This has the makings of their toughest season ever.'

"War is hell and so is this soup."

Decorated officer - 'And these are for keeping my pants up.'

That's What Happens

'I love it here. It really floats my boat.'

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

The Tiger Tank that came to Safari Tea.

The Lessons of VietnamThe Lessons of Iran and ContraThe Lessons of Iraq.

"This just in... the country has adopted a 24 hr military clock... ...details at 23."

'I think we took a wrong turn between the seventh and eight holes.'

'No, Ben, making your eyes go bigger does not make the fish grow bigger!'

"Then, after college, I joined the navy. Wait, I think I hear him coming."

"Remember when we had to get along on twenty-one dollars a month!"

Filling the Missile Gap

"He wanted a heavily decorated cake for his birthday."

"The crash-test rating on this puppy is off the charts!"

Military style hedgehog

'...You push the wrong button, and now, instead of our fans enjoying a fireworks display, we've got an international incident on our hands.'

"You may enjoy swimming with the dolphins, Howard, but do they enjoy swimming with you?"

COWMIKAZES

“Oi! This is a no fly zone!”

"When I got laid off, the corporation enlisted me in the army."

"Let me know if you smell any large-mouth bass."

"Captain, we've taken on strippers."

"Our intelligencia said we will be outnumbered 100 to one, but that we can hope it's only fake news."

"Especially modified you say..."

"I can't imagine how things could get any worse."

Old veteran walking in sun casting a giant shadow as a young soldier

The USA...

'Chili again?'

And this one i got for properly polishing my medals.