"Here's some cash. Run to the toy store and hurry."
Warfare Buff Mugs
Start their day with a coffee mug celebrating strategic thinking and military history. Perfect for warfare buffs who enjoy a clever twist on their favorite subject.
Swiss army hospital...'scalpel...'
"War is hell and so is this soup."
'This has the makings of their toughest season ever.'
Decorated officer - 'And these are for keeping my pants up.'
That's What Happens
The Tiger Tank that came to Safari Tea.
"This just in... the country has adopted a 24 hr military clock... ...details at 23."
The Lessons of VietnamThe Lessons of Iran and ContraThe Lessons of Iraq.
Filling the Missile Gap
"He wanted a heavily decorated cake for his birthday."
"Remember when we had to get along on twenty-one dollars a month!"
"The crash-test rating on this puppy is off the charts!"
Military style hedgehog
'...You push the wrong button, and now, instead of our fans enjoying a fireworks display, we've got an international incident on our hands.'
“Oi! This is a no fly zone!”
"Our intelligencia said we will be outnumbered 100 to one, but that we can hope it's only fake news."
"Especially modified you say..."
COWMIKAZES
"When I got laid off, the corporation enlisted me in the army."
"I can't imagine how things could get any worse."
Old veteran walking in sun casting a giant shadow as a young soldier
'Chili again?'
The USA...
US fears missile competition.
"FORE!"
American Bombs
And this one i got for properly polishing my medals.
"Can you do battle with him later?... He's watching, 'Game of Thrones'."
US aid to Ukraine
Marine-LAPD Ridealongs
Sub Editor
Hello, you've reached the private line of the Secretary of Defense. At last! We tried calling you all day yesterday to alert you to an imminent threat. How did you get this number? It was coming straight at your nation-state at speeds approaching Kebin 2. What are you talking about? What's "Klebin 2"? Apologies. In earthlingese that would be "mach 23," or 24.140.16 kilometers per hour. Good lord! I'd better wake ... Not to worry. Our sensors locked on to it as soon as it launched from your North
Birds on the wing
'Not bad kid, but you'd be vulnerable to attacks here and here.'
Warfare Buff Mugs Collection
Warfare Buff Pillows
Explore our military-inspired pillows—comfortable, decorative, and cleverly designed to celebrate tactical thinking and warfare history.
Warfare Buff Prints
Shop our collection of art prints featuring historic battles and strategic insights—an ideal way for warfare buffs to decorate their space with their passions.
Warfare Buff T-Shirts
Browse our selection of warfare-themed T-shirts. Find witty, detailed designs that let any war history enthusiast wear their passion with pride.