'You really want to quit your job on the submarine? Why, Seaman Jones? Why??'
Navy Buff Gifts
Looking for a gift for your navy buff? Dive into our collection of playful and thoughtful items that capture the spirit of the sea. From humorous mugs to stylish t-shirts, these gifts are sure to make a splash. Whether they’re a seasoned sailor or an armchair admiral, our products celebrate their passion for everything oceanic. Bring a touch of maritime charm to their day and honor their love for the navy with gifts that are as spirited as they are memorable.
A Royal Navy Admiral
Servicemen.
Swiss army hospital...'scalpel...'
'This has the makings of their toughest season ever.'
"War is hell and so is this soup."
Decorated officer - 'And these are for keeping my pants up.'
That's What Happens
'I love it here. It really floats my boat.'
'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'
The Tiger Tank that came to Safari Tea.
The Lessons of VietnamThe Lessons of Iran and ContraThe Lessons of Iraq.
"This just in... the country has adopted a 24 hr military clock... ...details at 23."
'I think we took a wrong turn between the seventh and eight holes.'
'No, Ben, making your eyes go bigger does not make the fish grow bigger!'
"Then, after college, I joined the navy. Wait, I think I hear him coming."
"Remember when we had to get along on twenty-one dollars a month!"
Filling the Missile Gap
"He wanted a heavily decorated cake for his birthday."
"The crash-test rating on this puppy is off the charts!"
Military style hedgehog
'...You push the wrong button, and now, instead of our fans enjoying a fireworks display, we've got an international incident on our hands.'
"You may enjoy swimming with the dolphins, Howard, but do they enjoy swimming with you?"
COWMIKAZES
“Oi! This is a no fly zone!”
"When I got laid off, the corporation enlisted me in the army."
"Let me know if you smell any large-mouth bass."
"Captain, we've taken on strippers."
"Our intelligencia said we will be outnumbered 100 to one, but that we can hope it's only fake news."
"Especially modified you say..."
"I can't imagine how things could get any worse."
Old veteran walking in sun casting a giant shadow as a young soldier
The USA...
'Chili again?'
And this one i got for properly polishing my medals.
Navy Buff Gifts Collection
Navy Buff Mugs
Explore our collection of navy buff mugs, filled with humorous and maritime-inspired designs that will brighten their mornings.
Navy Buff Pillows
Add a touch of the sea to their home with navy-inspired pillows, blending comfort with maritime charm.
Navy Buff Prints
Discover our prints that capture the spirit of the navy—ideal makes for nautical decor or a thoughtful gift.
Navy Buff T-Shirts
Find the perfect navy-themed t-shirt that combines humor with nautical style—great for casual wear or maritime events.