Nautical Netizen Gifts

Looking for a gift for a nautical netizen? Dive into our collection of playful and thoughtful items inspired by the sea. Perfect for those who dream of the ocean and enjoy all things maritime, our products feature witty designs that capture the spirit of sailing, surfing, and coastal adventures. Whether they’re a seasoned sailor or just love the ocean vibes, find something special to make their boat, home, or wardrobe a little more seaworthy.

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'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.' mockup

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

from $19.00

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

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'Cannonball!'

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I'm allergic to parrots, so I got an aaaarrrrdvark.

I'm allergic to parrots, so I got an aaaarrrrdvark. mockup

I'm allergic to parrots, so I got an aaaarrrrdvark.

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Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship. mockup

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

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Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays mockup

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

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"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink." mockup

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."

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The Dubloon Stops Here

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When laundry ruled the waves.

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Boat wedding.

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"This cruise is getting a very stern review from me, I can tell you."

"This cruise is getting a very stern review from me, I can tell you." mockup

"This cruise is getting a very stern review from me, I can tell you."

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'All I want for Valentine's Day is a Greek fisherman's cap.'

'All I want for Valentine's Day is a Greek fisherman's cap.' mockup

'All I want for Valentine's Day is a Greek fisherman's cap.'

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In a cycle - one bucket out, one bucket in.

In a cycle - one bucket out, one bucket in. mockup

In a cycle - one bucket out, one bucket in.

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'Heavy seas tonight, Mom...'

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"I got a swiss army hook!"

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Captain steering house through flood. mockup

Captain steering house through flood.

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'You say the ARKS are NOT two by two?' mockup

'You say the ARKS are NOT two by two?'

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Columbus Discovers that when Exploring, It's Not Such A Great idea to Bring The Family Along.

Columbus Discovers that when Exploring, It's Not Such A Great idea to Bring The Family Along. mockup

Columbus Discovers that when Exploring, It's Not Such A Great idea to Bring The Family Along.

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'Looks like a good day fah haulin' lobstah, eh, Pauley?...Let's just say it became a good day fah drinkin'...'

'Looks like a good day fah haulin' lobstah, eh, Pauley?...Let's just say it became a good day fah drinkin'...' mockup

'Looks like a good day fah haulin' lobstah, eh, Pauley?...Let's just say it became a good day fah drinkin'...'

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Farmer and FIsherman

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Pirate

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'He's been there ever since he ate the parrot!'

'He's been there ever since he ate the parrot!' mockup

'He's been there ever since he ate the parrot!'

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"Kevin, I'm leaving you to find myself ... a better Internet connection."

"Kevin, I'm leaving you to find myself ... a better Internet connection." mockup

"Kevin, I'm leaving you to find myself ... a better Internet connection."

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Lighthouse Beam.

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"Entweder Fisch oder Fleisch"

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'Not while I'm driving the boat, Marge, please,'

'Not while I'm driving the boat, Marge, please,' mockup

'Not while I'm driving the boat, Marge, please,'

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Fishing boat.

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"Actually, I used them as collateral for a loan."

"Actually, I used them as collateral for a loan." mockup

"Actually, I used them as collateral for a loan."

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"Shall I let them breathe."

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Battery Lighthouse

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'That strange smell, George.. is FRESH AIR!'

'That strange smell, George.. is FRESH AIR!' mockup

'That strange smell, George.. is FRESH AIR!'

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'Just in case there is an accident.' mockup

'Just in case there is an accident.'

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Pirate School: 'Today mateys we are going to study the three aarrrsss.'

Pirate School: 'Today mateys we are going to study the three aarrrsss.' mockup

Pirate School: 'Today mateys we are going to study the three aarrrsss.'

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Scuba: 'You call that a knot, now this is a knot.'

Scuba: 'You call that a knot, now this is a knot.' mockup

Scuba: 'You call that a knot, now this is a knot.'

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Nautical Netizen Gifts Collection

Nautical Netizen Mugs

Explore our entire collection of nautical-themed mugs and find the perfect splash of humor and style for maritime enthusiasts.

Nautical Netizen Pillows

Check out our nautical pillows to bring coastal comfort and charm into any room with playful, ocean-inspired designs.

Nautical Netizen Prints

Browse our nautical prints to add a maritime touch of wit and whimsy to your home or office decor.

Nautical Netizen T-Shirts

Discover our fun and stylish nautical t-shirts—ideal for anyone who loves the ocean and wants to wear their sea passion with pride.