Netizen Gifts

Fly Space.

"Kevin, I'm leaving you to find myself ... a better Internet connection."

LOVERS' LEAP, 'This Internet addiction thing is scary!'

'I'm doing a blog on dead words.'

Social Media

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

"...and before you embark upon life's journey, could one of you help me with my laptop?"

WiFi Signals

"It's so cute when the boss brings his son to work and pretends to let him help out!"

'Good night, Dear. Text me if you need anything.'

"Don't blame me for the grade, blame Google's algorithms."

"I'd like to see you do this online."

"I'm so glad we don't need a selfie stick."

"Sinclair's not all he's cracked up to be. His reputation exceeds him."

"What do I do - I'm a mouse pilot, like everybody else."

Man sitting at computer. Home sweet homepage framed on wall.'

'I'm not very good at mingling.'

"We're neither software nor hardware. We're your parents."

"I'm from the Duvall Executive Search Agency, and I leave no stone unturned."

"I'm not great at communication, but my little buddy is."

". . . and what is the user name of this child?"

"So when do we go online?"

David Cameron: 'Is there a volunteer in the house?'

Death By Meeting

"Those are the basic necessities of life? Aren't you forgetting something?"

"No, Billy! That's 'Amen'... not 'Logout'!"

"I can't understand why you're getting no signal down here? There's plenty of Hotspots!"

Baby's first text.

'Your texting addiction sticks out like a sore thumb.'

'I found some information in this book for my school paper. How do I click 'print'?'

'I'm guessing it'll have to be by text.'

"We put him in the field but it didn't help."

'Fantastic meeting! . . . Just fantastic. Why don't I have my weasels call your weasels.'

"He has encolosed the money as an attachment so we just have to print it out...!"

"Usually you know they're growing up when they get their first teeth. Nowadays it's when they start downloading their first apps."