Netizen T-Shirts

"Darling your Facebook friends are here!"

Fly Space.

"Kevin, I'm leaving you to find myself ... a better Internet connection."

'Follow the revolution on Facebook, Twitter, Youtube, Blogspot,,,'

LOVERS' LEAP, 'This Internet addiction thing is scary!'

'I'm doing a blog on dead words.'

'It's all meme, meme, meme with you.'

Social Media

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

"...and before you embark upon life's journey, could one of you help me with my laptop?"

No caption. (On a pirate ship various flags fly, including flags with a skull and crossbones and other banners showing logos from various social media sites. On the boat deck below, a pirate is looking at his cell phone).

WiFi Signals

"It's so cute when the boss brings his son to work and pretends to let him help out!"

'Good night, Dear. Text me if you need anything.'

"Don't blame me for the grade, blame Google's algorithms."

"I'd like to see you do this online."

"Sinclair's not all he's cracked up to be. His reputation exceeds him."

"I'm so glad we don't need a selfie stick."

"What do I do - I'm a mouse pilot, like everybody else."

'Well what do you know---opportunity no longer knocks, she Twitters'

Man sitting at computer. Home sweet homepage framed on wall.'

'I'm not very good at mingling.'

"We're neither software nor hardware. We're your parents."

"I'm not great at communication, but my little buddy is."

"Deleted, I'm sure."

". . . and what is the user name of this child?"

"I'm from the Duvall Executive Search Agency, and I leave no stone unturned."

"So when do we go online?"

'The pink squirrel's okay, but you gotta try the fuzzy navel.'

David Cameron: 'Is there a volunteer in the house?'

"Those are the basic necessities of life? Aren't you forgetting something?"

Death By Meeting

'Your texting addiction sticks out like a sore thumb.'

'I'm sorry, Kevin. There's more to current events than what's trending on twitter.'

"No, Billy! That's 'Amen'... not 'Logout'!"