Netizen Cupid Gifts

'Most of my customers met online.'

"I met him on an online dating site. He was on their 'return' section."

"Sure, it's more efficient. But I still miss shooting the arrows."

"O.K. I'm just feeding in your personal details for a suitable match..."

Online Dating

Taking Cupid on a holiday.

"How sweet, you texted me. . . I love you too!"

"Kevin, I'm leaving you to find myself ... a better Internet connection."

"Everybody meets online these days."

"That whole internet dating thing....It killed me, I tell ya."

Coronavirus Romance

"I really need to start wearing clothes this time of year."

'Fred, don't you think you're over doing it a bit?'

Cupid and parachutists.

Growing Love

'I think Benjamin like me. He linked my homepage to his homepage.'

"What lucky stranger's hitting the jackpot tonight?"

"Sometime I find it hard to believe that we found each other through regular channels."

The first time I saw you Cupid must have fired an arrow....And he hasn't stopped yet.

Cat Stops Cupid

'The arrows were more practical,,,,but I found these have a higher success rate,'

No, Hal, I don't have a picture of you in my wallet, but much better than that...you're my screen-saver at work!

'Dream-dates don't normally go for nightmares.'

'I'm doing a blog on dead words.'

"Suspect apprehended... Caught bowhunting without a license and indecent exposure..."

Love in Church

"The preacher's wife needs a new hobby."

'Sylvia, what do you say we take the big step and see if we could really stand one another offline...?'

"I'm not looking for Mr.Right, Just Mr. Swipe-right!"