Game Night Cupid Gifts

I really think I can handle this date on my own. Lemme ask you something. Would you trust me alone with a ybot 340? An Xbox 360? They changed the name? Okay. But you cannot hit on my date. I'm only here to help.

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

"Honey, do these sweatpants make me look like I prefer we stay in tonight so I can watch the game?"

'I've tried all night without potting a ball.' - 'Try taking away the wooden frame.'

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

'Ron's not drunk - he's pouting because we won't play Pictionary.'

Bingo night.

Major Bunker (who has been persuaded to join in a game of hockey for the first time, absent-mindedly preparing to drive). 'Force.'

Vinnie's Billiards: 'Heck of a break, Ron!'

Playing cards.

The latest craze in party games: needlepoint charades.

"Okay! Okay! It's a draw!"

"That whole internet dating thing....It killed me, I tell ya."

"You think you're gonna whack me and this will be over?"

"You can get good cards but still have terrible luck."

'The score is tied and we've only got a 20-second timeout, so we've gotta be quick. ... I'm 'X'. Who wants to be 'O'?'

Please Do Not Throw Cups of Beer At The Players... It's A Waste of Beer.'

Biliard Enthusiast

"Our online romance needs fresh start. I think it's time to hit 'ctrl', 'alt', 'delete'."

"That's us stocked up for the Wimbledon final then..."

"He's sulking because I always beat him at Clue ... "

"I'm having friends over for dominoes, so everyone needs to clear out of the kitchen."

Is it a book? A film? A TV show? How do you mime a podcast?

"Game of checkers? Okay, but I'm watching every move you make."

'I think Benjamin like me. He linked my homepage to his homepage.'

"Does anyone remember which game we're playing?"

Pooper Bowl Sunday.

"These guys stink. They're the worst team I've ever seen! What a bunch of losers!"

"We the jury find that the murder was committed by Colonel Mustard, in the library, with the candlestick!"

Happy Valentine's Day.

"Your lasagna was dismal, as was the coffee, but you, Sofi, are fabulous at Pictionary!"

"I love spending time together as a family. It brings us together. It makes us stronger. It helps us understand each other."

"I see your thirty. I hear your thirty. I validate your thirty."

"Templeton, its Friday, so be so good as to inform her ladyship that it's sex after bridge this evening"