Netizen Of The Underworld Gifts

"I can't understand why you're getting no signal down here? There's plenty of Hotspots!"

'Not that net!'

"Kevin, I'm leaving you to find myself ... a better Internet connection."

'I thought you said you wanted to spoon me!'

'Follow the revolution on Facebook, Twitter, Youtube, Blogspot,,,'

"What, no day spa? And you call this a luxury bunker."

I can't decide if I want my blog to be G-rated or X-rated. On the one hand, "blog" is just a four-letter word. But on the other hand, cleanliness is next to blogginess. ?

Egyptian Library: 'Every week you take out the same book, Anubis.'

'The pink squirrel's okay, but you gotta try the fuzzy navel.'

"Living underground is not what it used to be."

David Cameron: 'Is there a volunteer in the house?'

"Something has to change....my life is turning into pure hell."

'I'm doing a blog on dead words.'

"In my spare time, I write reviews on Goodreads."

"Yep! - Your boiler's definitely on the blink..."

'A high-rise block of flats would give many people a chance to enjoy a rural life...'

"I'll have Envy for starter, Greed for Main and Lust to follow."

"How many times are young going to playback that last episode of 'Friends'?"

'Please have a seat while I review your internet history.'

"Darling your Facebook friends are here!"

'It's 3 a.m. Put the bloody mouse down and come to bed.'

"Well, at least it's a dry heat."

Graphic novels, Comics, Underground comics.

"I bet you've filled your head with so many tweets and Instagrams that you've crowded out all your actual memories of your own life." "Nonsense." "I remember way back, all the way to... well let's see... Oh, I've got it... My earliest memory was opening an America Online CD, putting it in our old PC, and seeing that symbol." "You do realize that was the 1990s, don't you? You must have already been in your teens." "You are a very sick generation." "I get misty-eyed when I think back to

"I'm beginning to think this niche networking isn't getting us anywhere."

Social Media

"...and a final word of thanks to those hard-working scholars who never sleep: the term-paper ghostwriters."

'It's all meme, meme, meme with you.'

"The language in this contract is wordy and indirect, and uses unnecessary technical words and phrases. I'm very impressed."

'We're interested in taking out a franchise.'

Fly Space.

"I'm about ready to just say 'the hell with it'!!"

'Apparently, your attorney knew more than you do. The Lombino family had him shot this morning.'

'Bob! The neighbors are moochin' our high-speed wireless again!'

Hades' Spawn Shop.