Netizen Philosopher Gifts

'Please have a seat while I review your internet history.'

"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

"Technology isn't making me smarter. It's allowing me to be dumb, faster."

"I don't know… Did you try Googling it?"

"Then one day, as I caught a tennis ball in midair, I asked myself, 'Is this all there is?'"

'The wheel was easy, the owner's manual is hard!'

'What do you mean, I just flunked the Turing test?'

"I'm trying to Google what I was thinking about twenty minutes ago!"

'I have a homepage, therefore I am.'

"I've never read such utter nonsense! There's a guy here reckons we're all living in some kind of computer simulation!"

"Nice talking to you too, even if you are a recorded message."

'I love this street...it's so real man...'

"Kevin, I'm leaving you to find myself ... a better Internet connection."

"Lately, I've been trying to spend less time staring at the glowing orb."

Woman on the phone.

"Between you, Alexa, and Siri, I'm just in a house surrounded by women who think they know everything."

'Nothing like being your own boss, huh?'

"Today we'll examine that age old question of robot accomplishment: programming or processor?"

'Where's the elephant cemetery? It's a secret, and anyway, you'd be the last person I'd tell!'

Computer help.

"It's a beautiful day. I should go for a walk. . . Oh, now my neighbors are all out there."

"It's a self-driving skateboard."

Domestic Spying Drones

I think therefore I am.

Information about information about information about information.

"I've founded my own religion." "Of course you have, Rudy." "It's off to a good start. Already, it's being mocked by people of other faiths." "If history's any guide, within a couple hundred years, it'll be widely accepted and people who don't believe in it will be persecuted." "What are the central tenets of your religion?" "A true Rudian knows that life is suffering, and winning arguments online is salvation."

'What does the internet have against my people?'

"I need a pitchfork that's just a pitchfork."

"Siri, are Charlie’s parents to blame for his neurosis?"

"Whoa - not so fast! I've got to check your browsing history first..."