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'Please have a seat while I review your internet history.'

"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

"Technology isn't making me smarter. It's allowing me to be dumb, faster."

'There's no art to the mind's construction on Facebook, Macbeth.'

"Then one day, as I caught a tennis ball in midair, I asked myself, 'Is this all there is?'"

"I don't know… Did you try Googling it?"

'The wheel was easy, the owner's manual is hard!'

'What do you mean, I just flunked the Turing test?'

"I'm trying to Google what I was thinking about twenty minutes ago!"

'I have a homepage, therefore I am.'

"I've never read such utter nonsense! There's a guy here reckons we're all living in some kind of computer simulation!"

"Between you, Alexa, and Siri, I'm just in a house surrounded by women who think they know everything."

"Nice talking to you too, even if you are a recorded message."

'I love this street...it's so real man...'

"Kevin, I'm leaving you to find myself ... a better Internet connection."

Woman on the phone.

"Lately, I've been trying to spend less time staring at the glowing orb."

'Nothing like being your own boss, huh?'

"It's a beautiful day. I should go for a walk. . . Oh, now my neighbors are all out there."

I downloaded Thoreau's "Civil Disobedience" into it's memory, and now the "command" key isn't working.

Computer help.

"Today we'll examine that age old question of robot accomplishment: programming or processor?"

"It's a self-driving skateboard."

'Where's the elephant cemetery? It's a secret, and anyway, you'd be the last person I'd tell!'

Information about information about information about information.

I think therefore I am.

Domestic Spying Drones

'What does the internet have against my people?'

"I've founded my own religion." "Of course you have, Rudy." "It's off to a good start. Already, it's being mocked by people of other faiths." "If history's any guide, within a couple hundred years, it'll be widely accepted and people who don't believe in it will be persecuted." "What are the central tenets of your religion?" "A true Rudian knows that life is suffering, and winning arguments online is salvation."

"Siri, are Charlie’s parents to blame for his neurosis?"

"The answers to the questions you seek could also be found on Google."

One can hardly be expected to solve the riddle of existence without a computer

"Whoa - not so fast! I've got to check your browsing history first..."

"I need a pitchfork that's just a pitchfork."