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"Going up anybody?"

'You'll get five paid sick days, plus an additional two when you're shedding your skin.'

'Satchel, I have just had a revelation.'

'Since laughter is the best medicine, I have a joke, Hee, Hee, Haw,Ha!...that could simply wipe out your Infectious Mononucleosis!'

'I didn't tell you to 'be quite Frank'. I said,'be quiet, Frank'!'

'The Saxon King' pub

"I suspect your headaches may be the result of you being exposed to someone with an undiagnosed case of cabin fever."

"You never laugh at my jokes... "

'This prescription will stimulate your funny bone which will cause you to laugh. We both know that laughter is the best medicine.'

'Trains traditionally run late, it rains on bank holidays and Yorkshire pudding is a main course.'

'We had to get him a seeing-eye dog.'

Not waiting for someday to look back on this and have a good laugh.

Minutes Later The Course Of Comedy Would Be Changed Forever.

Australian baby with toys hanging from his hat rather than corks

'It's Always 'Good Dog'—Never 'Great Dog.'

"Did I say Henny Youngmen? I meant to say Sergei Prokofiev."

'It's not global warming. It's 'Hot Flashes'.'

So as you can see, sales were identical in all sectors yet again last year. Peppermint Candies, Inc.

'And what can you bring to the party?'

Chiropractor jokes.

"Here's one - 'Few-bricks-short-of-a-load seeks One-our-out-of-the-water.'."

'Laughter is the best medicine, so read this joke book three times a day after meals.'

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Racing - No. II - IV

'He's paralysed from the neck down.'

Children playing with scissors in the nursery

'Dang, we lost another one...maybe this whole laughter thing is a crock.'

"You see, if we learn to swim upside down, they won't see us coming..."

"If an election were held tomorrow, which party would you vote for?" "The wine and cheese party."

'Two cavities, that's not so bad. But I only have three teeth'

"Have you got room for a hand-knitted pullover?"

'Andy, I want you to put on this clown outfit and hand out balloons today.'

'My credit report. Well - they said it's the lowest ever, but on the flip side I'll be in the Guinness World Record book.'

"We learned about the 10 commandments, but I bet my parents will add a few of there own!"

Cow meditating says 'Moo.'

"Humor and laughter strengthen your immune system, boost your energy...diminish pain and protect you from the damaging effects of stress!"