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"You see, if we learn to swim upside down, they won't see us coming..."

'Satchel, I have just had a revelation.'

"It's not face paint. I'm transitioning into a snow leopard."

'Since laughter is the best medicine, I have a joke, Hee, Hee, Haw,Ha!...that could simply wipe out your Infectious Mononucleosis!'

'I didn't tell you to 'be quite Frank'. I said,'be quiet, Frank'!'

'The Saxon King' pub

"I suspect your headaches may be the result of you being exposed to someone with an undiagnosed case of cabin fever."

'This prescription will stimulate your funny bone which will cause you to laugh. We both know that laughter is the best medicine.'

"You never laugh at my jokes... "

'Trains traditionally run late, it rains on bank holidays and Yorkshire pudding is a main course.'

'We had to get him a seeing-eye dog.'

Not waiting for someday to look back on this and have a good laugh.

Australian baby with toys hanging from his hat rather than corks

Minutes Later The Course Of Comedy Would Be Changed Forever.

'It's Always 'Good Dog'—Never 'Great Dog.'

'It's not global warming. It's 'Hot Flashes'.'

A therapist reads to his patient from a joke book.

"Of course, you try to raise your kids so they won't need lawyers."

'And what can you bring to the party?'

"Here's one - 'Few-bricks-short-of-a-load seeks One-our-out-of-the-water.'."

'Since light travels faster than sound, is that why some people appear bright until you hear them speak?'

'He's paralysed from the neck down.'

Children playing with scissors in the nursery

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Racing - No. II - IV

Box of Tissues

'Laughter is the best medicine, so read this joke book three times a day after meals.'

'Dang, we lost another one...maybe this whole laughter thing is a crock.'

'Two cavities, that's not so bad. But I only have three teeth'

"If an election were held tomorrow, which party would you vote for?" "The wine and cheese party."

"Have you got room for a hand-knitted pullover?"

'Andy, I want you to put on this clown outfit and hand out balloons today.'

Martial arts man chops bricks for workmen

'... and do you, Linda, promise to look up the word 'fellatio' in the dictionary?'