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"We learned about the 10 commandments, but I bet my parents will add a few of there own!"

Tommy Cooper's Recycling Facility - Bottle/Glass/Glass/Bottle/Bottle/Glass.

"How nice to be misunderstood in more than one language!"

"I suspect your headaches may be the result of you being exposed to someone with an undiagnosed case of cabin fever."

"C'mon! Allegro vivace! Allegro vivace! We're selling ice cream not coffins!"

"Okay, I'm sitting up. What's up?"

Children playing with scissors in the nursery

Not waiting for someday to look back on this and have a good laugh.

"Congratulations on your purchase of fire. Should you have any trouble, Quarg is your IT guy."

'Satchel, I have just had a revelation.'

'Since laughter is the best medicine, I have a joke, Hee, Hee, Haw,Ha!...that could simply wipe out your Infectious Mononucleosis!'

'I didn't tell you to 'be quite Frank'. I said,'be quiet, Frank'!'

'The Saxon King' pub

"You never laugh at my jokes... "

'This prescription will stimulate your funny bone which will cause you to laugh. We both know that laughter is the best medicine.'

'Trains traditionally run late, it rains on bank holidays and Yorkshire pudding is a main course.'

'We had to get him a seeing-eye dog.'

Minutes Later The Course Of Comedy Would Be Changed Forever.

Australian baby with toys hanging from his hat rather than corks

'It's Always 'Good Dog'—Never 'Great Dog.'

'It's not global warming. It's 'Hot Flashes'.'

'And what can you bring to the party?'

"Here's one - 'Few-bricks-short-of-a-load seeks One-our-out-of-the-water.'."

'He's paralysed from the neck down.'

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Racing - No. II - IV

'Dang, we lost another one...maybe this whole laughter thing is a crock.'

'Two cavities, that's not so bad. But I only have three teeth'

"You see, if we learn to swim upside down, they won't see us coming..."

"If an election were held tomorrow, which party would you vote for?" "The wine and cheese party."

"Have you got room for a hand-knitted pullover?"

'Andy, I want you to put on this clown outfit and hand out balloons today.'

"Inside I'm a crying hyena."

"Humor and laughter strengthen your immune system, boost your energy...diminish pain and protect you from the damaging effects of stress!"

Cow meditating says 'Moo.'

'... But I didn't lie to the dating agency, when I told them I had a thick head of hair. '