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"You're not going to eat me are you? Have you never heard of mad worm disease?"

'Satchel, I have just had a revelation.'

"It's not face paint. I'm transitioning into a snow leopard."

'Since laughter is the best medicine, I have a joke, Hee, Hee, Haw,Ha!...that could simply wipe out your Infectious Mononucleosis!'

'I didn't tell you to 'be quite Frank'. I said,'be quiet, Frank'!'

'The Saxon King' pub

"I suspect your headaches may be the result of you being exposed to someone with an undiagnosed case of cabin fever."

'This prescription will stimulate your funny bone which will cause you to laugh. We both know that laughter is the best medicine.'

"You never laugh at my jokes... "

'Ben has a new fishing technique - he calls it 'Fish Hawk'.'

'Trains traditionally run late, it rains on bank holidays and Yorkshire pudding is a main course.'

'We had to get him a seeing-eye dog.'

Not waiting for someday to look back on this and have a good laugh.

Minutes Later The Course Of Comedy Would Be Changed Forever.

Australian baby with toys hanging from his hat rather than corks

'It's Always 'Good Dog'—Never 'Great Dog.'

'It's not global warming. It's 'Hot Flashes'.'

"Did I say Henny Youngmen? I meant to say Sergei Prokofiev."

A therapist reads to his patient from a joke book.

"Of course, you try to raise your kids so they won't need lawyers."

So as you can see, sales were identical in all sectors yet again last year. Peppermint Candies, Inc.

'And what can you bring to the party?'

Chiropractor jokes.

"Here's one - 'Few-bricks-short-of-a-load seeks One-our-out-of-the-water.'."

Box of Tissues

Children playing with scissors in the nursery

'Since light travels faster than sound, is that why some people appear bright until you hear them speak?'

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Racing - No. II - IV

'He's paralysed from the neck down.'

'Dang, we lost another one...maybe this whole laughter thing is a crock.'

"If an election were held tomorrow, which party would you vote for?" "The wine and cheese party."

"You see, if we learn to swim upside down, they won't see us coming..."

'Two cavities, that's not so bad. But I only have three teeth'

"Have you got room for a hand-knitted pullover?"

"Inside I'm a crying hyena."