Chucklehead Gifts

"Going up anybody?"

'You'll get five paid sick days, plus an additional two when you're shedding your skin.'

'Satchel, I have just had a revelation.'

'Since laughter is the best medicine, I have a joke, Hee, Hee, Haw,Ha!...that could simply wipe out your Infectious Mononucleosis!'

'I didn't tell you to 'be quite Frank'. I said,'be quiet, Frank'!'

'The Saxon King' pub

"I suspect your headaches may be the result of you being exposed to someone with an undiagnosed case of cabin fever."

'This prescription will stimulate your funny bone which will cause you to laugh. We both know that laughter is the best medicine.'

"You never laugh at my jokes... "

'Trains traditionally run late, it rains on bank holidays and Yorkshire pudding is a main course.'

'We had to get him a seeing-eye dog.'

Not waiting for someday to look back on this and have a good laugh.

Australian baby with toys hanging from his hat rather than corks

Minutes Later The Course Of Comedy Would Be Changed Forever.

'It's Always 'Good Dog'—Never 'Great Dog.'

'It's not global warming. It's 'Hot Flashes'.'

'And what can you bring to the party?'

"Here's one - 'Few-bricks-short-of-a-load seeks One-our-out-of-the-water.'."

'He's paralysed from the neck down.'

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Racing - No. II - IV

Children playing with scissors in the nursery

'Laughter is the best medicine, so read this joke book three times a day after meals.'

'Dang, we lost another one...maybe this whole laughter thing is a crock.'

'Two cavities, that's not so bad. But I only have three teeth'

"If an election were held tomorrow, which party would you vote for?" "The wine and cheese party."

"You see, if we learn to swim upside down, they won't see us coming..."

"Have you got room for a hand-knitted pullover?"

'Andy, I want you to put on this clown outfit and hand out balloons today.'

"We learned about the 10 commandments, but I bet my parents will add a few of there own!"

Cow meditating says 'Moo.'

"Humor and laughter strengthen your immune system, boost your energy...diminish pain and protect you from the damaging effects of stress!"

'Will you knock it off. Your set wasn't that bad.'