Chuckle Champion Gifts

'Dang, we lost another one...maybe this whole laughter thing is a crock.'

'You can tell how old someone is by counting their rings.'

Chiropractor jokes.

'I didn't tell you to 'be quite Frank'. I said,'be quiet, Frank'!'

"Humor and laughter strengthen your immune system, boost your energy...diminish pain and protect you from the damaging effects of stress!"

'It's not global warming. It's 'Hot Flashes'.'

"A mighty fine cabernet, Zeke!"

'And what can you bring to the party?'

"Look! Researchers say people who laugh after dinner have a lower spike in blood sugar than those who don't laugh."

"Even Joe has SOME standards."

"Oh, he's not being rude. He's a football linesman - always has his back to the crowd."

Deer Hunting Season Ends Noon Today - 'You'd swear they know what time it is.'

'Don't joke with Aunt Molly while she's sick. Mom says she has a contagious laugh.'

'It feels oddly familiar.'

So as you can see, sales were identical in all sectors yet again last year. Peppermint Candies, Inc.

Supersonic comic: 'A funny thing happened on the way here...'

'Man! He got it again!'

"Doctor! My husband says he thinks my funny bone is broken. Do I need to have it plastered?"

'Satchel, I have just had a revelation.'

"It's not face paint. I'm transitioning into a snow leopard."

'Since laughter is the best medicine, I have a joke, Hee, Hee, Haw,Ha!...that could simply wipe out your Infectious Mononucleosis!'

'The Saxon King' pub

"I suspect your headaches may be the result of you being exposed to someone with an undiagnosed case of cabin fever."

"You never laugh at my jokes... "

'This prescription will stimulate your funny bone which will cause you to laugh. We both know that laughter is the best medicine.'

'Trains traditionally run late, it rains on bank holidays and Yorkshire pudding is a main course.'

Not waiting for someday to look back on this and have a good laugh.

'We had to get him a seeing-eye dog.'

Minutes Later The Course Of Comedy Would Be Changed Forever.

Australian baby with toys hanging from his hat rather than corks

'It's Always 'Good Dog'—Never 'Great Dog.'

"Did I say Henny Youngmen? I meant to say Sergei Prokofiev."

A therapist reads to his patient from a joke book.

"Of course, you try to raise your kids so they won't need lawyers."

"Here's one - 'Few-bricks-short-of-a-load seeks One-our-out-of-the-water.'."