Chuckle Chisel Gifts

Minutes Later The Course Of Comedy Would Be Changed Forever.

'Satchel, I have just had a revelation.'

"It's not face paint. I'm transitioning into a snow leopard."

'Since laughter is the best medicine, I have a joke, Hee, Hee, Haw,Ha!...that could simply wipe out your Infectious Mononucleosis!'

'I didn't tell you to 'be quite Frank'. I said,'be quiet, Frank'!'

'The Saxon King' pub

"I suspect your headaches may be the result of you being exposed to someone with an undiagnosed case of cabin fever."

'This prescription will stimulate your funny bone which will cause you to laugh. We both know that laughter is the best medicine.'

"You never laugh at my jokes... "

'Trains traditionally run late, it rains on bank holidays and Yorkshire pudding is a main course.'

Not waiting for someday to look back on this and have a good laugh.

'We had to get him a seeing-eye dog.'

Australian baby with toys hanging from his hat rather than corks

'It's Always 'Good Dog'—Never 'Great Dog.'

'It's not global warming. It's 'Hot Flashes'.'

"Did I say Henny Youngmen? I meant to say Sergei Prokofiev."

'And what can you bring to the party?'

So as you can see, sales were identical in all sectors yet again last year. Peppermint Candies, Inc.

A therapist reads to his patient from a joke book.

"Of course, you try to raise your kids so they won't need lawyers."

"Here's one - 'Few-bricks-short-of-a-load seeks One-our-out-of-the-water.'."

Chiropractor jokes.

'Laughter is the best medicine, so read this joke book three times a day after meals.'

Box of Tissues

Children playing with scissors in the nursery

'He's paralysed from the neck down.'

'Since light travels faster than sound, is that why some people appear bright until you hear them speak?'

Sculpting

'Dang, we lost another one...maybe this whole laughter thing is a crock.'

'Two cavities, that's not so bad. But I only have three teeth'

"If an election were held tomorrow, which party would you vote for?" "The wine and cheese party."

"You see, if we learn to swim upside down, they won't see us coming..."

"Have you got room for a hand-knitted pullover?"

'... and do you, Linda, promise to look up the word 'fellatio' in the dictionary?'

Martial arts man chops bricks for workmen