Chuckle Dentist Gifts

'Two cavities, that's not so bad. But I only have three teeth'

'Satchel, I have just had a revelation.'

'Since laughter is the best medicine, I have a joke, Hee, Hee, Haw,Ha!...that could simply wipe out your Infectious Mononucleosis!'

'I didn't tell you to 'be quite Frank'. I said,'be quiet, Frank'!'

'The Saxon King' pub

"I suspect your headaches may be the result of you being exposed to someone with an undiagnosed case of cabin fever."

'This prescription will stimulate your funny bone which will cause you to laugh. We both know that laughter is the best medicine.'

"You never laugh at my jokes... "

'Trains traditionally run late, it rains on bank holidays and Yorkshire pudding is a main course.'

Not waiting for someday to look back on this and have a good laugh.

'We had to get him a seeing-eye dog.'

Minutes Later The Course Of Comedy Would Be Changed Forever.

Australian baby with toys hanging from his hat rather than corks

'It's Always 'Good Dog'—Never 'Great Dog.'

'It's not global warming. It's 'Hot Flashes'.'

"Did I say Henny Youngmen? I meant to say Sergei Prokofiev."

So as you can see, sales were identical in all sectors yet again last year. Peppermint Candies, Inc.

'And what can you bring to the party?'

Chiropractor jokes.

"Here's one - 'Few-bricks-short-of-a-load seeks One-our-out-of-the-water.'."

'He's paralysed from the neck down.'

"It's weeder's elbow."

'Laughter is the best medicine, so read this joke book three times a day after meals.'

Children playing with scissors in the nursery

'You want a second opinion? -- Oh, a big shot, eh?'

'Dang, we lost another one...maybe this whole laughter thing is a crock.'

"You see, if we learn to swim upside down, they won't see us coming..."

"If an election were held tomorrow, which party would you vote for?" "The wine and cheese party."

"Have you got room for a hand-knitted pullover?"

'My credit report. Well - they said it's the lowest ever, but on the flip side I'll be in the Guinness World Record book.'

"Inside I'm a crying hyena."

'Andy, I want you to put on this clown outfit and hand out balloons today.'

'Don't be silly dear -- there's nothing to be afraid of.'

"It's all very well being healed, but that mobility scooter cost a fortune."

"We learned about the 10 commandments, but I bet my parents will add a few of there own!"