Foot-knitting Aficionado Gifts

Woman Knitting With Her Feet.

"Yo, Eunice – don’t leave me hangin’."

"It was better before God took up knitting."

Knit One, Pearl One, Drop One.

"My girlfriend really went all out on this one."

'I'm knitting a scarf for my son.'

"You knew I was hooked when you married me!"

'There goes any chance of us getting our security deposit back.'

'Thanks mum, it's just what I always wanted!'

Ladies reading a crochet pattern for amusement

'I take back everything I said about this sweater you knitted for me.'

Guru about mountaintop covering: 'My wife knitted it.'

'Happy now?'

'We need a new hot water bottle.'

'Best to keep downwind.'

Granny squashing cats tail with rocking chair

"Once this pandemic ends, I never want to binge anything ever again."

'I gave her that ball of yarn...'

'I'm knitting a scarf for my son.'

'Mom's doctor recommended she take up knitting as a way to relax.'

'Of course we can fix your sweater but we'll have to contact the sheep to match the wool!'

"Nothing is ever in my size either."

There's no place like Ho-Ho-Home

The Gallery Guard Unravelling the Wool of a Jumper on a Painting, Creating a Nude.

'I'm knitting you sweater... do you want it too big or too small?'

Knowing that Roger loathed the new cat, Janelle tried to win him over by knitting him a pair of boxers made out of fur balls.

Stitch one, pearl one...

Cavewoman knitting with wool from mammoth

"...now she's up tp a jumper a week."

Chocolaterie Don Giovanni - Chocolate Footwear.

"You keep him busy while I go for help."

Doctor to man with baseball player and footbal player on feet: 'You have a bad case of athlete's foot.'

'How to speak Woman.'

Wooly mammoth

Watch out for number one.