Foot-knitting Aficionado Mugs

Woman Knitting With Her Feet.

"Yo, Eunice – don’t leave me hangin’."

"It was better before God took up knitting."

Knit One, Pearl One, Drop One.

"My girlfriend really went all out on this one."

'I'm knitting a scarf for my son.'

"You knew I was hooked when you married me!"

'There goes any chance of us getting our security deposit back.'

'Thanks mum, it's just what I always wanted!'

Guru about mountaintop covering: 'My wife knitted it.'

Ladies reading a crochet pattern for amusement

'I take back everything I said about this sweater you knitted for me.'

"Once this pandemic ends, I never want to binge anything ever again."

'We need a new hot water bottle.'

Granny squashing cats tail with rocking chair

'Best to keep downwind.'

'I gave her that ball of yarn...'

The Gallery Guard Unravelling the Wool of a Jumper on a Painting, Creating a Nude.

"Nothing is ever in my size either."

'I'm knitting a scarf for my son.'

'Mom's doctor recommended she take up knitting as a way to relax.'

'Of course we can fix your sweater but we'll have to contact the sheep to match the wool!'

'I'm knitting you sweater... do you want it too big or too small?'

Stitch one, pearl one...

"...now she's up tp a jumper a week."

Chocolaterie Don Giovanni - Chocolate Footwear.

Cavewoman knitting with wool from mammoth

"You keep him busy while I go for help."

Doctor to man with baseball player and footbal player on feet: 'You have a bad case of athlete's foot.'

'How to speak Woman.'

Watch out for number one.

"It's my white whale."

Wooly mammoth