Knit Knavery Gifts

Stylish handknit beanie

"Yo, Eunice – don’t leave me hangin’."

"It was better before God took up knitting."

Mittens is challenged by the string.

"The sweater you knit him will be thrown out in February."

'I knew there was part of the pattern missing!'

Cat rolls up yarn like power cord.

Arts and crafts

Knit One, Pearl One, Drop One.

"My girlfriend really went all out on this one."

'I'm knitting a scarf for my son.'

Diver sees old lady in motorized bubble.

"You knew I was hooked when you married me!"

"Do you have any knitting patterns for somebody who can only count to five?"

Viking sitting patiently while his wife winds her wool on his helmets horns to sort it out.

The wine-shop

'There goes any chance of us getting our security deposit back.'

"There's a loose string on your sweater, dear, but I'm afraid to pull it."

"Who says you can't teach an old dog new tricks?"

Christmas sweater alternatives

'Thanks mum, it's just what I always wanted!'

"This is nice. You have your knitting and I have my vodka."

"Have you seen that sweater that you crocheted for me?"

"Tia Carmen, can you make a new dress for my doll?"

'I take back everything I said about this sweater you knitted for me.'

Guru about mountaintop covering: 'My wife knitted it.'

"Good, clean art from the Molly Murphy Collection"

"I have to admit. You talked a good game."

Ladies reading a crochet pattern for amusement

'Happy now?'

Crazy old clown cat lady.

Woman knitting a washing line.

Silver Surfer.

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