Knit Knavery Pillows

Stylish handknit beanie

"Yo, Eunice – don’t leave me hangin’."

"It was better before God took up knitting."

Mittens is challenged by the string.

"The sweater you knit him will be thrown out in February."

'I knew there was part of the pattern missing!'

Cat rolls up yarn like power cord.

"My girlfriend really went all out on this one."

Arts and crafts

Knit One, Pearl One, Drop One.

'I'm knitting a scarf for my son.'

Diver sees old lady in motorized bubble.

"You knew I was hooked when you married me!"

"Do you have any knitting patterns for somebody who can only count to five?"

The wine-shop

Viking sitting patiently while his wife winds her wool on his helmets horns to sort it out.

'There goes any chance of us getting our security deposit back.'

"This is nice. You have your knitting and I have my vodka."

"Have you seen that sweater that you crocheted for me?"

"There's a loose string on your sweater, dear, but I'm afraid to pull it."

"I have to admit. You talked a good game."

Guru about mountaintop covering: 'My wife knitted it.'

Christmas sweater alternatives

'Thanks mum, it's just what I always wanted!'

"Tia Carmen, can you make a new dress for my doll?"

Ladies reading a crochet pattern for amusement

"Good, clean art from the Molly Murphy Collection"

'I take back everything I said about this sweater you knitted for me.'

"Who says you can't teach an old dog new tricks?"

Silver Surfer.

Crotchet

Blog Breakdown

Woman knitting a washing line.

Crazy old clown cat lady.