Knit Wit Gifts

Hoping to build on the success of 'So You Think You Can Dance?' Fox debuts 'So You Think You Can Knit?'

'Forget it, Mum, I don't support them anymore.'

Old cows.

Old elephants.

"You shouldn't have."

'It's knit one, pearl two.'

'I've been knitting since I was ten. . . and never learnt how? To cast off?'

The AdRams Family no.2 - Computer cosy

Knitted Kitty.

Knitting Pretty

"Have you seen that sweater that you crocheted for me?"

"Yo, Eunice – don’t leave me hangin’."

Too Many Lawyers Spoil the Broth

"It was better before God took up knitting."

Snowprov

Backfire

"Stop the drama. Take that wig off and wait 'till spring like everyone else."

"The sweater you knit him will be thrown out in February."

Mittens is challenged by the string.

'I knew there was part of the pattern missing!'

Cat rolls up yarn like power cord.

Hang on...I've got WINGS..!!!

'Don't fall for all that...you should see him first thing in the morning.'

Man cutting hedge next to two heads impaled on sticks. Signs beneath say 'You missed a bit' and 'You can do mine next'.

Czarcasm

Doggone

Knit One, Pearl One, Drop One.

"My girlfriend really went all out on this one."

Arts and crafts

'I'm knitting a scarf for my son.'

Diver sees old lady in motorized bubble.

'A man has to believe in something. I believe I'll have another drink!'

"You knew I was hooked when you married me!"

"Do you have any knitting patterns for somebody who can only count to five?"

Viking sitting patiently while his wife winds her wool on his helmets horns to sort it out.