Knitwit Gifts

Knitting sheep.

Needle Exchange

"Have you got room for a hand-knitted pullover?"

Woman knitting a washing line.

KNITEO ERGO SUM!

"I made you a vest."

'You've lots of time on your hands, why don't you takeup knitting....?'

TV Knitting

Knitting techniques

"Whenever I watch the news I get stressed out. Whenever I get stressed out I knit..."

"You are doing this on purpose, don't you!"

"Houston we have a problem...Andy's mom knitted his space suit."

'I wanted gloves without fingers, not fingers without gloves.'

Granny Wear

'You're breathing out deliberately!'

'I take back everything I said about this sweater you knitted for me.'

Woman Sheep Knitting from her Husband.

'But you particularly wanted a sleeveless pullover!'

The wife made it. Why?

"Guess who just finished your sweater?"

"Yo, Eunice – don’t leave me hangin’."

Too Many Lawyers Spoil the Broth

"It was better before God took up knitting."

Snowprov

Backfire

"Stop the drama. Take that wig off and wait 'till spring like everyone else."

Mittens is challenged by the string.

"The sweater you knit him will be thrown out in February."

'I knew there was part of the pattern missing!'

Cat rolls up yarn like power cord.

Man cutting hedge next to two heads impaled on sticks. Signs beneath say 'You missed a bit' and 'You can do mine next'.

Baby Mozart.

Czarcasm

'Don't fall for all that...you should see him first thing in the morning.'

Doggone