Knitting Wit Gifts

'Great to see you taking up a new interest, besides men.'

"Yo, Eunice – don’t leave me hangin’."

Too Many Lawyers Spoil the Broth

"It was better before God took up knitting."

Snowprov

Backfire

Mittens is challenged by the string.

"The sweater you knit him will be thrown out in February."

"Stop the drama. Take that wig off and wait 'till spring like everyone else."

'I knew there was part of the pattern missing!'

Cat rolls up yarn like power cord.

Czarcasm

Man cutting hedge next to two heads impaled on sticks. Signs beneath say 'You missed a bit' and 'You can do mine next'.

'Don't fall for all that...you should see him first thing in the morning.'

Baby Mozart.

Doggone

Arts and crafts

"My girlfriend really went all out on this one."

Knit One, Pearl One, Drop One.

'I'm knitting a scarf for my son.'

Diver sees old lady in motorized bubble.

"You knew I was hooked when you married me!"

"Do you have any knitting patterns for somebody who can only count to five?"

'A man has to believe in something. I believe I'll have another drink!'

The wine-shop

Viking sitting patiently while his wife winds her wool on his helmets horns to sort it out.

It is believed dear Jack finally figured out women. Trouble is, he died laughing before he could tell anybody.

'There goes any chance of us getting our security deposit back.'

"Good, clean art from the Molly Murphy Collection"

Ladies reading a crochet pattern for amusement

"Tia Carmen, can you make a new dress for my doll?"

"This is nice. You have your knitting and I have my vodka."

"There's a loose string on your sweater, dear, but I'm afraid to pull it."

Guru about mountaintop covering: 'My wife knitted it.'

Christmas sweater alternatives