Workout Wit Gifts

"I'm starting slowly with a trainer who just stands around talking about his personal life."

"How's your exercise class going?"

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

"This position has become very important to the company."

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

Man on exercise bike with dog on treadmill

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

Too Many Lawyers Spoil the Broth

Snowprov

On the back of the t-shirt...

Backfire

"This feels like an accomplishment."

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

"Exercise ball? No thanks, I'm growing my own."

"Stop the drama. Take that wig off and wait 'till spring like everyone else."

I'm a self-made man!

"Intelligent design...well, duh!"

'How would you feel about working in a small pond?'

"It's true: no more burpees."

"I work out in preparation for being out of shape for the next 30 years."

Bench Press Accident

Exercise Class

"OK, ready to go again?"

'Don't fall for all that...you should see him first thing in the morning.'

'You'll get five paid sick days, plus an additional two when you're shedding your skin.'

"Empty again? What's going on around here anyway?"

Sleepwalker on treadmill

'Wait a minute - How do we break a tie?'

"We're exclusively delts."

Running

"A one-word email reply... classic power move."

A Sticky Buns Bakery is positioned next to a gym.

How are you at decision making?

Man cutting hedge next to two heads impaled on sticks. Signs beneath say 'You missed a bit' and 'You can do mine next'.

Czarcasm