Wrestling Wit Gifts

"Shall we run through that half-nelson again Mrs Pickering?"

"This position has become very important to the company."

Too Many Lawyers Spoil the Broth

Snowprov

Backfire

I'm a self-made man!

"Stop the drama. Take that wig off and wait 'till spring like everyone else."

'How would you feel about working in a small pond?'

"Intelligent design...well, duh!"

"A one-word email reply... classic power move."

Czarcasm

Doggone

Hang on...I've got WINGS..!!!

'Don't fall for all that...you should see him first thing in the morning.'

How are you at decision making?

Man cutting hedge next to two heads impaled on sticks. Signs beneath say 'You missed a bit' and 'You can do mine next'.

'The new lad's collecting shells again boss.'

'You'll get five paid sick days, plus an additional two when you're shedding your skin.'

'We'd like to pay you what you're worth, too, Fenstrom. Unfortunately we must conform to the minimum wage law.'

He used to pass the buck, since being promoted to management he gets to call it delegating authority.

"He's my smart-aleck twin."

"Your credentials are impressive, Carter but... quite frankly, Mr. Biggles doesn't seem to like you."

'Once, long ago, I thought I was wrong...but it turned out I was mistaken.'

'No, this metal stress can't be fixed with liberal doses of antidepressants.'

"That's a very difficult problem to address, Ted, could you restate it as a solution?"

"Get off the stage and get a copy of 'Studies of Laughter in Interaction'—I think you'll enjoy it."

'A man has to believe in something. I believe I'll have another drink!'

"Damn it,Frank,if I can't bully my staff, who can I bully?"

It is believed dear Jack finally figured out women. Trouble is, he died laughing before he could tell anybody.

"I'm starting slowly with a trainer who just stands around talking about his personal life."

'Please Henderson - Not another one of your bright ideas!'

"No more thinking outside the box Bamford. From now on I want you to do all your thinking inside your box!"

'I'm working with a bunch of cavemen.'

"Pregnant!... How did that happen? We took precautions, like not having sex!"

"Miss Jones, bring me into the 21st century..."