Wrestling Wit Prints

"Shall we run through that half-nelson again Mrs Pickering?"

"This position has become very important to the company."

Too Many Lawyers Spoil the Broth

Snowprov

Backfire

"Stop the drama. Take that wig off and wait 'till spring like everyone else."

I'm a self-made man!

"Intelligent design...well, duh!"

'How would you feel about working in a small pond?'

'You'll get five paid sick days, plus an additional two when you're shedding your skin.'

Doggone

Man cutting hedge next to two heads impaled on sticks. Signs beneath say 'You missed a bit' and 'You can do mine next'.

Hang on...I've got WINGS..!!!

'The new lad's collecting shells again boss.'

How are you at decision making?

"A one-word email reply... classic power move."

'Don't fall for all that...you should see him first thing in the morning.'

Czarcasm

'We'd like to pay you what you're worth, too, Fenstrom. Unfortunately we must conform to the minimum wage law.'

"He's my smart-aleck twin."

"Your credentials are impressive, Carter but... quite frankly, Mr. Biggles doesn't seem to like you."

'Once, long ago, I thought I was wrong...but it turned out I was mistaken.'

'No, this metal stress can't be fixed with liberal doses of antidepressants.'

"That's a very difficult problem to address, Ted, could you restate it as a solution?"

"Damn it,Frank,if I can't bully my staff, who can I bully?"

'A man has to believe in something. I believe I'll have another drink!'

"Get off the stage and get a copy of 'Studies of Laughter in Interaction'—I think you'll enjoy it."

It is believed dear Jack finally figured out women. Trouble is, he died laughing before he could tell anybody.

"No more thinking outside the box Bamford. From now on I want you to do all your thinking inside your box!"

"Miss Jones, bring me into the 21st century..."

"Pendleton will stay afloat no matter what!"

'Please Henderson - Not another one of your bright ideas!'

'I'm working with a bunch of cavemen.'

"I'm starting slowly with a trainer who just stands around talking about his personal life."

"Pregnant!... How did that happen? We took precautions, like not having sex!"