Workout Wit Pillows

"I'm starting slowly with a trainer who just stands around talking about his personal life."

"How's your exercise class going?"

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

"This position has become very important to the company."

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

Man on exercise bike with dog on treadmill

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

Too Many Lawyers Spoil the Broth

"This feels like an accomplishment."

Snowprov

On the back of the t-shirt...

Backfire

"Stop the drama. Take that wig off and wait 'till spring like everyone else."

I'm a self-made man!

"Exercise ball? No thanks, I'm growing my own."

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

"Intelligent design...well, duh!"

'How would you feel about working in a small pond?'

Sleepwalker on treadmill

"We're exclusively delts."

A Sticky Buns Bakery is positioned next to a gym.

"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights."

Doggone

'You'll get five paid sick days, plus an additional two when you're shedding your skin.'

Bench Press Accident

Running

"I work out in preparation for being out of shape for the next 30 years."

Man cutting hedge next to two heads impaled on sticks. Signs beneath say 'You missed a bit' and 'You can do mine next'.

'Don't fall for all that...you should see him first thing in the morning.'

Czarcasm

"Empty again? What's going on around here anyway?"

'Wait a minute - How do we break a tie?'

Exercise Class

"It's true: no more burpees."

"Ok, let's get those knuckles up off the ground, arms way up high now, feet wide apart. . ."