Workout Partners With Wit Pillows

"Be nice to people climbing the wall, because you'll meet them again rappelling down."

Keep Fit.

"I'm starting slowly with a trainer who just stands around talking about his personal life."

Robber on treadmill

"Our new treadmill is easy to use, you just set it to the speed setting that's most comfortable for you."

Musclesnakes just swallow the dumbbells.

"What already?! If it weren't for my extraordinary willpower, I'd be exercising right now!"

5. Install all equipment carefully. 6. Never increase the weight load of any exercise machine when you are by yourself.

"Remember me? I'm your running shoes. Remember what running is?"

Please seat to be weighted.

"He said, 'Won't you guide my sleigh tonight?' I thought that meant steer."

"I am exercising. I'm doing some online walking around an online mall."

'No peeking!!' - Learn to Run Classes.

'My body is a temple. A temple full of fat people.'

"Wanna go scroll on our phones at the gym?"

"I think that form '10,000' steps may have been 9,999 too many!"

Tred carefully mill.

Check out my six pack.

'The exercise hasn't been a total failure. My personal trainer lost 10 pounds.'

Clown doing curl with barbell has springing ball emerge from bicep.

An overweight lazy man chooses to exercise on a motorbike at a gym.

Take up karate and learn how to break bricks with your cast.

"Reinvesting all profits from this gym into a string of donut shops is job security."

"Year, I get a real workout with this exercise equipment. . . I'm constantly moving it out of my way!"

"How's your exercise class going?"

'Like it'll do any good.'

1) Daddy Long Legs 2) Daddy Large Pituitary.

'You get the diet book which you won't read, the exercise bar which you won't use and the workout CD which you won't watch, for only $29.99.'

City Health Club - Ask about our no more than necessary exercise class.

'OK, I wanna see those trunks move! Left-right-left-right...'

"No matter how much I workout, my arms still look sticks."

Lester adhered to his morning exercise regime.

'Very good, Now ten more reps...and a one, and a two and ...'

Walk to School Machine

"I know this sucks, but just think of how awful we'll feel tomorrow."