Knitting Wit Mugs

'Great to see you taking up a new interest, besides men.'

"Yo, Eunice – don’t leave me hangin’."

Too Many Lawyers Spoil the Broth

Snowprov

Backfire

"It was better before God took up knitting."

"Stop the drama. Take that wig off and wait 'till spring like everyone else."

"The sweater you knit him will be thrown out in February."

Mittens is challenged by the string.

'I knew there was part of the pattern missing!'

Cat rolls up yarn like power cord.

Baby Mozart.

Czarcasm

Doggone

'Don't fall for all that...you should see him first thing in the morning.'

Man cutting hedge next to two heads impaled on sticks. Signs beneath say 'You missed a bit' and 'You can do mine next'.

Arts and crafts

"My girlfriend really went all out on this one."

Knit One, Pearl One, Drop One.

'I'm knitting a scarf for my son.'

Diver sees old lady in motorized bubble.

"Do you have any knitting patterns for somebody who can only count to five?"

'A man has to believe in something. I believe I'll have another drink!'

"You knew I was hooked when you married me!"

Viking sitting patiently while his wife winds her wool on his helmets horns to sort it out.

The wine-shop

It is believed dear Jack finally figured out women. Trouble is, he died laughing before he could tell anybody.

'There goes any chance of us getting our security deposit back.'

Guru about mountaintop covering: 'My wife knitted it.'

"I have to admit. You talked a good game."

'I take back everything I said about this sweater you knitted for me.'

"Good, clean art from the Molly Murphy Collection"

"There's a loose string on your sweater, dear, but I'm afraid to pull it."

"Tia Carmen, can you make a new dress for my doll?"

Ladies reading a crochet pattern for amusement