Knitting Mugs

'Exactly which school of acupuncture are you from?'

"You keep him busy while I go for help."

Mother's day

"Enough!"

"Don't let anyone see how much we enjoy knitting."

"I can quit whenever I want to."

'Remember when we were young and used to play with the balls of yarn?'

"We are not amused."

Viking sitting patiently while his wife winds her wool on his helmets horns to sort it out.

'Working Dogs volume 3 The Greyhound'

'Your trouble is, you're too short in the arms!'

"I had my coat made into a sweater."

"I forget is it knit one, pearl one or pearl one knit one?"

Needle Exchange

"...Webs are spun. Not woven, or knitted or crocheted. They are SPUN. Say it with me, SSPUUNNN.'

Knitting On-Line

'I knew there was part of the pattern missing!'

Woman Knitting With Her Feet.

A hot new green cottage industry: Knitting tea cozies that go over houses and act as insulation.

'I'm knitting you a sweater. Do you want it too big or too small?'

'The Glees Rest Home' "Been here long?"

'I'm knitting a cozy for the house.'

'How long have we been married in dog years?'

Knitting Christmas Tree

'Shopping forecast'

'I'm knitting a scarf for my son.'

"This may come as a shock to you, but I'm not particularly worried about a zombie apocalypse!"

"I figured you'd end up looking like that."

'As the trial is not as juicy as we thought it might be, one of our jurors requests permission to knit.'

The Relationship

Viking sitting patiently while his wife winds her wool on his helmets horns to sort it out.

'Don't be silly, I like my sweaters a little big.'

'Why do they have to be ivory knitting needles?'

''The knitting circle are playing their part in our heating effficiency programme.'

I knitted him for you..