Knitters Mugs

'You should have knitted me into a pretty sweater when you had the chance!'

"...now she's up tp a jumper a week."

"Yo, Eunice – don’t leave me hangin’."

"It was better before God took up knitting."

Mittens is challenged by the string.

"The sweater you knit him will be thrown out in February."

'I knew there was part of the pattern missing!'

Cat rolls up yarn like power cord.

Baby Mozart.

"My girlfriend really went all out on this one."

Arts and crafts

Knit One, Pearl One, Drop One.

'I'm knitting a scarf for my son.'

Diver sees old lady in motorized bubble.

"You knew I was hooked when you married me!"

"Do you have any knitting patterns for somebody who can only count to five?"

Viking sitting patiently while his wife winds her wool on his helmets horns to sort it out.

The wine-shop

'There goes any chance of us getting our security deposit back.'

"I have to admit. You talked a good game."

"This is nice. You have your knitting and I have my vodka."

Christmas sweater alternatives

"Good, clean art from the Molly Murphy Collection"

Guru about mountaintop covering: 'My wife knitted it.'

"There's a loose string on your sweater, dear, but I'm afraid to pull it."

Ladies reading a crochet pattern for amusement

'I take back everything I said about this sweater you knitted for me.'

"Who says you can't teach an old dog new tricks?"

"Tia Carmen, can you make a new dress for my doll?"

"Have you seen that sweater that you crocheted for me?"

'Thanks mum, it's just what I always wanted!'

Woman knitting a washing line.

Silver Surfer.

Blog Breakdown

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