Quirky Knitters Mugs

'It all started when she started playing with the ball of yarn.'

I did it my way.

"He thought he'd stand out more in a body suit."

'Half-baked beans, low fat variety' "Who says we have no taste?"

The Origami Society...

Clyde in his 'egg-beater.'

"Dad, my web toon characters can't be normal! They have to be stereotyped crazies who are totally abnormal!"

"Hell, Mom! How's it look?!" "Holy mackerel."

This year Mike decides to make his own Valentine's cards.

Victoria's secret lovers: Barry, Al, Percy.

"He's a fussy eater."

Watch Your Step

"I usually work in snow."

'Very cool. What else can it do?'

"...now she's up tp a jumper a week."

Artist, painting graphs.

'Man in suit wears tie in shape of a pencil.'

"Let me show you my latest D.I.Y. project."

'How long have you been out of work? I've never seen a resume prepared in needlepoint.'

Cockroach Costume

'Did you know that your lips move when you paint?'

Kangaroo Pocket

"Are we aging in place?"

Eccentric clothing may tend to interfere with play.

"Where do you get such nice fruit this time of year?"

'You spent all day mashing a can of a hundred baked beans and drawing a little man on them to look like pennies?'

"Ooooohhh, now that's what I call a piercing."

'I didn't have time to do my laundry last night, sir, so I just wore sticky notes today.'

Artist 'paints' on canvas by throwing custard pies.

#1 Jerk-off

Downcycling with Debbie

'Have you got something that smells like a skateboard?'

"When he said he was using the lockdown as an opportunity to make something I thought he meant a coffee table."

'Really? You're a fashion designer for hospital gowns? What a fascinating career!'

'You should have knitted me into a pretty sweater when you had the chance!'