Knitters T-Shirts

'You should have knitted me into a pretty sweater when you had the chance!'

"...now she's up tp a jumper a week."

"Yo, Eunice – don’t leave me hangin’."

"It was better before God took up knitting."

Mittens is challenged by the string.

"The sweater you knit him will be thrown out in February."

'I knew there was part of the pattern missing!'

Cat rolls up yarn like power cord.

Baby Mozart.

"My girlfriend really went all out on this one."

Knit One, Pearl One, Drop One.

Arts and crafts

'I'm knitting a scarf for my son.'

Diver sees old lady in motorized bubble.

"Do you have any knitting patterns for somebody who can only count to five?"

"You knew I was hooked when you married me!"

Viking sitting patiently while his wife winds her wool on his helmets horns to sort it out.

The wine-shop

'There goes any chance of us getting our security deposit back.'

"This is nice. You have your knitting and I have my vodka."

"Who says you can't teach an old dog new tricks?"

'I take back everything I said about this sweater you knitted for me.'

"Have you seen that sweater that you crocheted for me?"

"Tia Carmen, can you make a new dress for my doll?"

"Good, clean art from the Molly Murphy Collection"

"I have to admit. You talked a good game."

Guru about mountaintop covering: 'My wife knitted it.'

'Thanks mum, it's just what I always wanted!'

Ladies reading a crochet pattern for amusement

Christmas sweater alternatives

"There's a loose string on your sweater, dear, but I'm afraid to pull it."

Crotchet

Crazy old clown cat lady.

Blog Breakdown

Woman knitting a washing line.