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'Exactly which school of acupuncture are you from?'

'Remember when we were young and used to play with the balls of yarn?'

"Have you got room for a hand-knitted pullover?"

'Forget it, Mum, I don't support them anymore.'

Sportknitting

High in the Peruvian Andes, the alpaca sweater is born.

Making Yarn

"I didn't even know they could knit!"

Multitasking

"It was cute when the cat just played with a ball of wool, but this is getting out of hand!"

Knitting an anchor

"Walter didn't catch any fish today, but I managed to finish two sweaters."

"Thanks for your help, but I really don't need it!"

"Do you have any knitting patterns for somebody who can only count to five?"

"You're wasting your time. They'll just lose them."

'So much for intuition! You've knitted them all in the wrong colour!'

'It's the first time I've noticed you have one arm longer than the other.'

'I wanted gloves without fingers, not fingers without gloves.'

"There's a loose string on your sweater, dear, but I'm afraid to pull it."

I need to create something to be rememebered by.

Non-virgin llama wool available.

101 uses of a dead cat: pincushion

'Forget it mum, I don't support them anymore.'

Old lady sits on the docks knitting nets for the fishermen.

'Don't tell anybody, I'm expecting a doll.'

'Forget it, I don't support them anymore.'

"Good, clean art from the Molly Murphy Collection"

"Yo, Eunice – don’t leave me hangin’."

"It was better before God took up knitting."

Mittens is challenged by the string.

"The sweater you knit him will be thrown out in February."

'I knew there was part of the pattern missing!'

Cat rolls up yarn like power cord.

Baby Mozart.

"My girlfriend really went all out on this one."