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Cross-country knitting.

"Yo, Eunice – don’t leave me hangin’."

"It was better before God took up knitting."

Mittens is challenged by the string.

"The sweater you knit him will be thrown out in February."

'I knew there was part of the pattern missing!'

Cat rolls up yarn like power cord.

Arts and crafts

"My girlfriend really went all out on this one."

Knit One, Pearl One, Drop One.

'I'm knitting a scarf for my son.'

Diver sees old lady in motorized bubble.

"Do you have any knitting patterns for somebody who can only count to five?"

"You knew I was hooked when you married me!"

Viking sitting patiently while his wife winds her wool on his helmets horns to sort it out.

The wine-shop

'There goes any chance of us getting our security deposit back.'

"Who says you can't teach an old dog new tricks?"

Christmas sweater alternatives

'Thanks mum, it's just what I always wanted!'

Guru about mountaintop covering: 'My wife knitted it.'

"This is nice. You have your knitting and I have my vodka."

'I take back everything I said about this sweater you knitted for me.'

"Good, clean art from the Molly Murphy Collection"

"Have you seen that sweater that you crocheted for me?"

"There's a loose string on your sweater, dear, but I'm afraid to pull it."

"I have to admit. You talked a good game."

Ladies reading a crochet pattern for amusement

"Tia Carmen, can you make a new dress for my doll?"

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Crotchet

Woman knitting a washing line.

Crazy old clown cat lady.

Silver Surfer.