Running Knitter Pillows

Cross-country knitting.

"Yo, Eunice – don’t leave me hangin’."

"It was better before God took up knitting."

"The sweater you knit him will be thrown out in February."

Mittens is challenged by the string.

'I knew there was part of the pattern missing!'

Cat rolls up yarn like power cord.

Arts and crafts

"My girlfriend really went all out on this one."

Knit One, Pearl One, Drop One.

'I'm knitting a scarf for my son.'

Diver sees old lady in motorized bubble.

"Do you have any knitting patterns for somebody who can only count to five?"

"You knew I was hooked when you married me!"

The wine-shop

Viking sitting patiently while his wife winds her wool on his helmets horns to sort it out.

'There goes any chance of us getting our security deposit back.'

Christmas sweater alternatives

"I have to admit. You talked a good game."

"This is nice. You have your knitting and I have my vodka."

'I take back everything I said about this sweater you knitted for me.'

'Thanks mum, it's just what I always wanted!'

"Have you seen that sweater that you crocheted for me?"

"Tia Carmen, can you make a new dress for my doll?"

Guru about mountaintop covering: 'My wife knitted it.'

"Good, clean art from the Molly Murphy Collection"

"Who says you can't teach an old dog new tricks?"

Ladies reading a crochet pattern for amusement

"There's a loose string on your sweater, dear, but I'm afraid to pull it."

Blog Breakdown

Woman knitting a washing line.

'Happy now?'

Crazy old clown cat lady.

Silver Surfer.

Crotchet