Oops! Knitter Pillows

'Just a minute, I forgot something.'

Baby Mozart.

Knit One, Pearl One, Drop One.

"My girlfriend really went all out on this one."

"Do you have any knitting patterns for somebody who can only count to five?"

'There goes any chance of us getting our security deposit back.'

Ladies reading a crochet pattern for amusement

"Good, clean art from the Molly Murphy Collection"

"There's a loose string on your sweater, dear, but I'm afraid to pull it."

101 uses of a dead cat: pincushion

'I gave her that ball of yarn...'

octopus knitting a jumper...

'Of course we can fix your sweater but we'll have to contact the sheep to match the wool!'

Musical Pondering.

Cross-country knitting.

Sportknitting

"...now she's up tp a jumper a week."

"I didn't even know they could knit!"

Cavewoman knitting with wool from mammoth

"You keep him busy while I go for help."

'It all started when she started playing with the ball of yarn.'

"Don't get any ideas. It's a sweater, not a scratching post!"

"You're wasting your time. They'll just lose them."

A woman knits from a globe.

"No, it's not for Bundles for Britain. Guess again."

'Don't tell anybody, I'm expecting a doll.'

"Have you got room for a hand-knitted pullover?"

'Forget it, Mum, I don't support them anymore.'

Multitasking

"So, did the doctor give you something for your runny nose?"

"Walter didn't catch any fish today, but I managed to finish two sweaters."

High in the Peruvian Andes, the alpaca sweater is born.

"Were we expecting the Worsteds?"