Oops! Knitter T-Shirts

'Just a minute, I forgot something.'

Baby Mozart.

"My girlfriend really went all out on this one."

Knit One, Pearl One, Drop One.

"Do you have any knitting patterns for somebody who can only count to five?"

'There goes any chance of us getting our security deposit back.'

"Good, clean art from the Molly Murphy Collection"

Ladies reading a crochet pattern for amusement

"There's a loose string on your sweater, dear, but I'm afraid to pull it."

'Happy now?'

101 uses of a dead cat: pincushion

'I gave her that ball of yarn...'

Musical Pondering.

octopus knitting a jumper...

'Of course we can fix your sweater but we'll have to contact the sheep to match the wool!'

Sportknitting

Cross-country knitting.

Knowing that Roger loathed the new cat, Janelle tried to win him over by knitting him a pair of boxers made out of fur balls.

"...now she's up tp a jumper a week."

"I didn't even know they could knit!"

Cavewoman knitting with wool from mammoth

"You keep him busy while I go for help."

'It all started when she started playing with the ball of yarn.'

"No, it's not for Bundles for Britain. Guess again."

A woman knits from a globe.

"Don't get any ideas. It's a sweater, not a scratching post!"

'Don't tell anybody, I'm expecting a doll.'

"You're wasting your time. They'll just lose them."

"Have you got room for a hand-knitted pullover?"

'Forget it, Mum, I don't support them anymore.'

High in the Peruvian Andes, the alpaca sweater is born.

Multitasking

"Walter didn't catch any fish today, but I managed to finish two sweaters."

"So, did the doctor give you something for your runny nose?"

"Were we expecting the Worsteds?"