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Musical Pondering.

Baby Mozart.

'The Paginator.'

'I'll give your note to my parents but our family policy is to never negotiate with terrorists.'

My other cello is a Stradivari

Knit One, Pearl One, Drop One.

"Do you have any knitting patterns for somebody who can only count to five?"

'Champions league'

"There's a loose string on your sweater, dear, but I'm afraid to pull it."

"Good, clean art from the Molly Murphy Collection"

101 uses of a dead cat: pincushion

octopus knitting a jumper...

Sportknitting

"...now she's up tp a jumper a week."

"I didn't even know they could knit!"

"Hi...Marvin Ramage - composer/ arranger/ musician author and rich."

'He's here to hit the high notes.'

'Just a minute, I forgot something.'

Juror crochets hangman's noose.

'Don't tell anybody, I'm expecting a doll.'

"You're wasting your time. They'll just lose them."

'Guys, could we try a different inversion?...Guys?'

"Have you got room for a hand-knitted pullover?"

'Forget it, Mum, I don't support them anymore.'

High in the Peruvian Andes, the alpaca sweater is born.

Multitasking

"So typical. Hurry up and wait."

"Walter didn't catch any fish today, but I managed to finish two sweaters."

my boyfriend's a music producer...

"Are we aging in place?"

'You win.'

"Thanks for your help, but I really don't need it!"

"It was cute when the cat just played with a ball of wool, but this is getting out of hand!"

"Remember when we were members of a desirable demographic?"

'Forget it, I don't support them anymore.'