Crafty Knitter T-Shirts

'We're doing this for charity... we don't need to be called 'a couple of big knits'!'

MacGyver's Cat: 'You see, I took your bed and two paper clips and made it my bed.'

Silver Surfer.

octopus knitting a jumper...

'It all started when she started playing with the ball of yarn.'

Juror crochets hangman's noose.

'Now where did I put my knitting needles?'

Where are they now? Paul Henderson.

It's my golf night out with the boys!

"Are we aging in place?"

'It's a deal. You buy my insurance and I'll buy your knitted booties.'

"Yes, I would love you more if you didn't make mobiles out of old cutlery and beads."

"It'll be interesting to see what granny ends up with...she ran out of yarn and is using spaghetti!"

"Your honor, we find the defendant quilty on all counts."

Balls of wool

"Remember when we were members of a desirable demographic?"

'I don't know. I'll see how long it gets.'

'I finally found something I can do with my short arms...'

"Is it 'pearl one knit one'...or 'knit one pearl one' I always forget!"

"You are doing this on purpose, don't you!"

Woman uses a man in the stocks to hold her wool.

'So you like the sweater? It's my own design and I knitted it myself using my sister Shirley!'

"He did well in his exams. He got an A level in creative knitting."

'International knitting: 100m final.'

Knitting an anchor

"Tia Carmen taught me how to knit!"

"Don't let anyone see how much we enjoy knitting."

'I don't know what's worse-her knitting or her flower arranging!'

The Wool Shop - "Give me all your balaclavas!"

North Korean women knitting a nuclear bomb while singing patriotic songs.

Knitting pretty

"She's finished the jumper so she's started on a Boeing 707."