Mischievous Knitter T-Shirts

"You are doing this on purpose, don't you!"

'I didn't think of it as someone else writing my term paper, I thought of it more as a guest blogger situation.'

Meowlzebub

Recombinant DNA Lab. I'm crossing a pine tree, pumpkin and bunny --- You can use it for three holidays!

"If you don't wake up and get to work, I'm going to call your mom."

'Yoy know perfectly well WHICH corner, Jamie!'

"I've just discovered this brilliant new ingredients."

'You'll grow into it!'

Misery lit...

How the Easter Bunny lets everyone know where the naughty kids live.

'It all started when she started playing with the ball of yarn.'

'This isn't the first time you've been here---- is it ?'

Law Books

Killing Santa

'It's finished, my masterpiece - wait...'

Pandora's cat.

'Cut it out!'

Last week revisited. Uncle Mort, want to come over to my place for Thanksgiving? Can't. Sadie and I are having it at her place. How nice of you. What? I'd love to. What can I bring? Beautifully played, no? She'll kill me. I'd love to. How nice.

"Hey! What's all this white stuff? Let's try the front door."

Watch for Children.

'Dad! What time is it when the big hand is on eight and the little hand is all over the floor?'

'Good morning, Vicar - are you decent?'

'You and your shortcuts.'

'Just think of it as graphic design, Mom.'

'A large hole has appeared in the wall of the nudist camp - Police are looking into it.'

Children using thier aunt's round hat as a target

'You'll pay for this.'

Cat burglar.

Lawn mower breaking kit

'Mm,,,warm laundry'

'I told you not to argue with the ref, Dewey.'

'We're doing this for charity... we don't need to be called 'a couple of big knits'!'

'This is my little brother -- He believes in freedom of screech.'

'Sorry God, I think you got the wrong guy, I like sex, drugs and rock and roll.'

'So you like the sweater? It's my own design and I knitted it myself using my sister Shirley!'