Mischievous Knitter T-Shirts

"You are doing this on purpose, don't you!"

'I didn't think of it as someone else writing my term paper, I thought of it more as a guest blogger situation.'

Meowlzebub

'Yoy know perfectly well WHICH corner, Jamie!'

"I've just discovered this brilliant new ingredients."

"If you don't wake up and get to work, I'm going to call your mom."

'You'll grow into it!'

Misery lit...

'It all started when she started playing with the ball of yarn.'

Killing Santa

Law Books

'This isn't the first time you've been here---- is it ?'

'It's finished, my masterpiece - wait...'

'Cut it out!'

'Dad! What time is it when the big hand is on eight and the little hand is all over the floor?'

Watch for Children.

'Good morning, Vicar - are you decent?'

'You and your shortcuts.'

'A large hole has appeared in the wall of the nudist camp - Police are looking into it.'

'Just think of it as graphic design, Mom.'

Cat burglar.

'You'll pay for this.'

Children using thier aunt's round hat as a target

"Airplane Mode doesn't work. I threw your phone out the window and it didn't fly."

'This is my little brother -- He believes in freedom of screech.'

'I told you not to argue with the ref, Dewey.'

'We're doing this for charity... we don't need to be called 'a couple of big knits'!'

'So you like the sweater? It's my own design and I knitted it myself using my sister Shirley!'

'Sorry God, I think you got the wrong guy, I like sex, drugs and rock and roll.'