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"He did well in his exams. He got an A level in creative knitting."

"It was better before God took up knitting."

"Do you have any knitting patterns for somebody who can only count to five?"

"You knew I was hooked when you married me!"

"Good, clean art from the Molly Murphy Collection"

"There's a loose string on your sweater, dear, but I'm afraid to pull it."

Silver Surfer.

101 uses of a dead cat: pincushion

octopus knitting a jumper...

Sportknitting

Cross-country knitting.

"...now she's up tp a jumper a week."

"I didn't even know they could knit!"

'It all started when she started playing with the ball of yarn.'

'Now where did I put my knitting needles?'

A woman knits from a globe.

"You're wasting your time. They'll just lose them."

Sheep Knitting.

Where are they now? Paul Henderson.

'Don't tell anybody, I'm expecting a doll.'

"Have you got room for a hand-knitted pullover?"

'Forget it, Mum, I don't support them anymore.'

Multitasking

" know a bargain when I see one!"

"Welcome to the ladies' knitting app circle."

High in the Peruvian Andes, the alpaca sweater is born.

"Walter didn't catch any fish today, but I managed to finish two sweaters."

"Are we aging in place?"

'Forget it, I don't support them anymore.'

"It was cute when the cat just played with a ball of wool, but this is getting out of hand!"

"Remember when we were members of a desirable demographic?"

She's just too practical!

"Betty, I'm dying to see what you've knitted me for my birthday."

"Thanks for your help, but I really don't need it!"

'Remember when we were young and used to play with the balls of yarn?'