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Knitting On-Line

"Yo, Eunice – don’t leave me hangin’."

"It was better before God took up knitting."

'I'm knitting a scarf for my son.'

"You knew I was hooked when you married me!"

Guru about mountaintop covering: 'My wife knitted it.'

Silver Surfer.

'We need a new hot water bottle.'

Granny squashing cats tail with rocking chair

"Once this pandemic ends, I never want to binge anything ever again."

octopus knitting a jumper...

The Gallery Guard Unravelling the Wool of a Jumper on a Painting, Creating a Nude.

'Mom's doctor recommended she take up knitting as a way to relax.'

'I'm knitting a scarf for my son.'

There's no place like Ho-Ho-Home

'I'm knitting you sweater... do you want it too big or too small?'

Stitch one, pearl one...

"...now she's up tp a jumper a week."

'How to speak Woman.'

Scientist using his microscope to thread a needle to repair his torn shirt.

'I wonder if this needle will do....'

Live Laugh Knit

Where are they now? Paul Henderson.

Exhausted brooder hen knits furiously as she keeps an eye on the calendar.

Sheep Knitting.

Wooly mammoth

Watch out for number one.

"No, I'm not selling lawn gnomes. I'm selling knit hats like the one my husband's modeling in the picture."

'Why do they have to be ivory knitting needles?'

Psychiatrist knitting

"What are you complaining about? You've been looking for an excuse to go off your diet."

"She'll have to call you back. She's on a roll."

"I know, but my mom knitted it for me."

Widow with 'Regime sweet regime change' sampler.

The Bowling Family