Tech-savvy Knitters T-Shirts

Knitting On-Line

"Yo, Eunice – don’t leave me hangin’."

"It was better before God took up knitting."

'I'm knitting a scarf for my son.'

"You knew I was hooked when you married me!"

Guru about mountaintop covering: 'My wife knitted it.'

Silver Surfer.

'We need a new hot water bottle.'

"Once this pandemic ends, I never want to binge anything ever again."

Granny squashing cats tail with rocking chair

'I'm knitting a scarf for my son.'

The Gallery Guard Unravelling the Wool of a Jumper on a Painting, Creating a Nude.

octopus knitting a jumper...

'Mom's doctor recommended she take up knitting as a way to relax.'

'I'm knitting you sweater... do you want it too big or too small?'

"...now she's up tp a jumper a week."

Stitch one, pearl one...

Scientist using his microscope to thread a needle to repair his torn shirt.

'How to speak Woman.'

'I wonder if this needle will do....'

Watch out for number one.

Exhausted brooder hen knits furiously as she keeps an eye on the calendar.

Sheep Knitting.

"No, I'm not selling lawn gnomes. I'm selling knit hats like the one my husband's modeling in the picture."

Wooly mammoth

Live Laugh Knit

'Why do they have to be ivory knitting needles?'

Psychiatrist knitting

"Welcome to the ladies' knitting app circle."

"She'll have to call you back. She's on a roll."

"What are you complaining about? You've been looking for an excuse to go off your diet."

The Bowling Family

Tools for fools; A hand-knitted try square.

"I know, but my mom knitted it for me."