Creative Knitters Pillows

"He did well in his exams. He got an A level in creative knitting."

"It was better before God took up knitting."

"Do you have any knitting patterns for somebody who can only count to five?"

"You knew I was hooked when you married me!"

"Good, clean art from the Molly Murphy Collection"

"There's a loose string on your sweater, dear, but I'm afraid to pull it."

Silver Surfer.

101 uses of a dead cat: pincushion

octopus knitting a jumper...

Sportknitting

Cross-country knitting.

"I didn't even know they could knit!"

"...now she's up tp a jumper a week."

'It all started when she started playing with the ball of yarn.'

'Now where did I put my knitting needles?'

Sheep Knitting.

'Don't tell anybody, I'm expecting a doll.'

A woman knits from a globe.

"You're wasting your time. They'll just lose them."

"Have you got room for a hand-knitted pullover?"

'Forget it, Mum, I don't support them anymore.'

"Welcome to the ladies' knitting app circle."

" know a bargain when I see one!"

"Walter didn't catch any fish today, but I managed to finish two sweaters."

High in the Peruvian Andes, the alpaca sweater is born.

Multitasking

"Are we aging in place?"

"It was cute when the cat just played with a ball of wool, but this is getting out of hand!"

"Thanks for your help, but I really don't need it!"

"Remember when we were members of a desirable demographic?"

'Forget it, I don't support them anymore.'

"Betty, I'm dying to see what you've knitted me for my birthday."

'Remember when we were young and used to play with the balls of yarn?'

'You should have knitted me into a pretty sweater when you had the chance!'