Traveling Knitter T-Shirts

A woman knits from a globe.

"Yo, Eunice – don’t leave me hangin’."

"My girlfriend really went all out on this one."

Knit One, Pearl One, Drop One.

Diver sees old lady in motorized bubble.

'There goes any chance of us getting our security deposit back.'

Ladies reading a crochet pattern for amusement

Guru about mountaintop covering: 'My wife knitted it.'

Silver Surfer.

'Happy now?'

"Once this pandemic ends, I never want to binge anything ever again."

Granny squashing cats tail with rocking chair

'We need a new hot water bottle.'

'I gave her that ball of yarn...'

octopus knitting a jumper...

The Gallery Guard Unravelling the Wool of a Jumper on a Painting, Creating a Nude.

There's no place like Ho-Ho-Home

'Mom's doctor recommended she take up knitting as a way to relax.'

'I'm knitting a scarf for my son.'

'Of course we can fix your sweater but we'll have to contact the sheep to match the wool!'

Cross-country knitting.

Knowing that Roger loathed the new cat, Janelle tried to win him over by knitting him a pair of boxers made out of fur balls.

'I'm knitting you sweater... do you want it too big or too small?'

Stitch one, pearl one...

"You keep him busy while I go for help."

'How to speak Woman.'

Wooly mammoth

"No, it's not for Bundles for Britain. Guess again."

"No, I'm not selling lawn gnomes. I'm selling knit hats like the one my husband's modeling in the picture."

Watch out for number one.

'Why do they have to be ivory knitting needles?'

Psychiatrist knitting

"What are you complaining about? You've been looking for an excuse to go off your diet."

Tools for fools; A hand-knitted try square.

Widow with 'Regime sweet regime change' sampler.